Most Honest Subscription
Finally, a subscription that tells you exactly what you're getting.
Which isn't much.
For $5/month, you get the satisfaction of knowing you helped someone. That someone is a guy on the internet. This is not a charity. It is just painfully honest.
Not a charity. Not tax deductible. Barely even useful. But strangely satisfying.
Here's exactly what you get.
- ✓A warm fuzzy feeling
- ✓One monthly thank-you email
- ✓Permission to say "I helped someone today"
- ✓Your name on the Wall of Questionable Generosity (optional)
- ✓A digital badge: Certified Good Person
- ✓Occasional updates on what your $5 accidentally funded
- ✓An easy way to find the unsubscribe buttonManage subscription
Here's what you definitely don't get.
- ✗Physical products
- ✗Exclusive content
- ✗A tax deduction
- ✗Refunds for emotional disappointment
What does a monthly update look like?
Something like this. Every month. Forever. Or until you cancel.
to me
Your $5 Did Something
Good news.
Your $5 has been received and emotionally appreciated.
This month, your support contributed to one or more of the following:
- —Coffee
- —Website fees
- —A gas station snack
- —A mildly ambitious idea
- —The illusion of financial stability
You remain a good person. Probably.
— The Guy You Helped
Why does this exist?
Most subscriptions bury what you're actually paying for under promises of “exclusive content” and “premium access.” This one doesn't. You're paying $5/month to support a stranger on the internet, and in return you get a monthly email and a good feeling. That's it. We thought someone should just say that out loud.
One plan. No confusion.
We considered adding tiers. We didn't.
The Good Person Plan
That's it. That's the plan.
- ✓Monthly update email
- ✓Wall of Questionable Generosity listing (optional)
- ✓Certified Good Person status
- ✓The satisfaction of honesty
Cancel anytime. No hard feelings. Well. Maybe a little.
The Wall of Questionable Generosity
These are real people who looked at this website and said “sure, why not.”
Be the first. The bar is literally $5.
Let's be very clear about something.
This is not a charity, nonprofit, fundraiser, or tax-deductible donation. Your payment is a voluntary subscription for entertainment, novelty membership, and the personal satisfaction of supporting another human being. That human being is anonymous. I may spend your $5 responsibly. I may not. Either way, you did your part.